Wednesday, September 4, 2013
Wednesday, June 19, 2013
Thursday, June 13, 2013
Two year old me....I'm an adult, and I don't like clowns very much either. Do not under any circumstances let them make you take your picture with the clown. My advice to you would be to scream and cry at the top of your lungs. Scream until the paint slides off of his sad looking face.
Not every cereal with a famous person's face on the box is going to be yummy. See that box with the picture of E.T. on it. Yes, on top of the refrigerator....Oh i'm sorry, a refrigerator is that thing your dad keeps the peanut butter in. Back to where I was before you stopped using your inside voice. The cereal inside tastes horrible. Same thing for Mr.T cereal. Disappointed? Just wait until the Ninja Turtle cereal comes around.
Wednesday, June 12, 2013
When the teachers at school tell you look both ways before you cross the street, listen to them. Last thing you want is Hulk Hogan visiting you in the hospital. Trust me, if you seen what he looks like now you wouldn't be so excited.
Hey there three year old me....don't get into that laundry basket on top of the dining room table. Ok, if you must but please don't rock back and forth in it. The stitches are really going to hurt. The nurse is probably shakier than Jackie Peyton, so I'd advise you to just sit there and watch Sesame Street.